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Pokémon Survey #1: Bold What’s True!

scolipede:

  1. I started with the anime
  2. I started with the games
  3. My first starter was a water type
  4. I still remember Team Rocket’s first motto
  5. I care for my Pokémon
  6. The only shiny I’ve ever had was the red gyarados from HG/SS
  7. I’m the only one in my family who likes Pokémon
  8. Eeveelutions aren’t that cool
  9. Someone introduced me to Pokémon
  10. I have at least one thing with Pokémon stickers on it
  11. I bought a 3DS just because of Pokémon
  12. I honestly don’t know who Junichi Masuda is
  13. I used to pretend that animals were Pokémon
  14. I’ve read the manga at least once
  15. Once I beat the Champion, I never touch the game anymore
  16. Once in my life, I got Pokémon stuff as birthday gift
  17. I found/hatched a shiny today
  18. Milotic is the most beautiful Pokémon in the world
  19. I like to think that I’m good at battling but I never battle that one person because I think they’re better than me
  20. I haven’t watched all of the movies
  21. I have Pokémon Y
  22. My last starter was a fire type
  23. I beat Whitney in the first try
  24. I still watch the anime
  25. I actually have a pet named after a Pokémon
  26. Team Magma rules
  27. Nah, Team Aqua is better
  28. Smogon needs to stop banning everything
  29. I don’t even know what Smogon is
  30. I like Latios over Latias
  31. I don’t nickname my Pokémon
  32. I have more than 10 shinies
  33. I believe in Gengar and Clefable’s theory
  34. N is so irrelevant now 
  35. I never liked N that much anyway
  36. I think about how cool my life would be if Pokémon were real
  37. Arcanine needs a Mega Evolution
  38. I know the japanese name of at least 5 Pokémon
  39. I’ve never had a Pikachu
  40. I like Red over Ash
  41. I killed a legendary on purpose
  42. I have a Pokémon plush
  43. Flygon should be part bug
  44. I’d be 80 and I’d still like Pokémon
  45. I swear I don’t understand the Pokemon trading card game
  46. I own every single Pokémon game, like,  all of them, every single one.
  47. If Pokémon were real, I would make a blog just to post about my journey.
  48. Whimsicott or Lilligant
  49. I have a Pokémon tattoo
20 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 2,800 notes
plays

lascocks:

excessunrated:

sealprinceling:

“Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1”

Oh my GOD

I HAD NO IDEA I NEEDED THIS

I FEEL REALLY THREATENED BY THIS 

22 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 127,093 notes

Ok guys. How many have you have heard the phrase “she acts like butter won’t melt in her mouth” and if you did what was the context, what did it mean, and what is the geographical location (generalized is fine) where you heard it?

22 hours ago on August 30th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

I appear to be one of the maybe five people in the universe who literally does not care about this new 3ds thing.

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 0 notes

New neighborhood and the frequent “what grade are you in, have you started high school yet?” reactions from people I don’t know have emboldened me. I look young enough to trick or treat. If you don’t think I’m fully going to take advantage of that you really underestimate my love of free candy.

Only problem is I need a costume that will hide the very much NOT pre or mid puberty curves. I’m thinking bedsheet ghost. No, I’m serious.

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

swan2swan said: The poop has already GOTTEN real. It just gets much, much worse. I mean, you had the Krell saga. And the Mon Calamari adventures. So. Yeah. Wow.

True, it has been pretty real. Surprisingly I had been spoiled for VERY little of that particular season. Five I’m not really going in as blind though. And I worry.

Both sagas were very good. Actually I don’t have too many if any complaints for any of the plots/arcs/developments for season four. Even though I kept cracking up inappropriately at “mon calamari”. Such a silly and perfect and appropriate name for a squidlike people.

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 0 notes
Tagged as: #swan2swan 

swan2swan said: Holy crap. OH GOOD SO YOU GOT TO SEE MY FAVORITE PLOTLINE. YOU GOT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE IS PRESENT FOR THE GENOCIDE OF HER ENTIRE RACE

Yep. I have a draft in my draft box that I’m trying to string the words together correctly about this very topic.

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 1 note

SWAN2SWAN SAID: WAIT, THE FOURTH OR THE THIRD? HOW MANY EPISODES HAVE YOU WATCHED???

Not a typo. Fourth. I finished the fourth season today.

My sister and her gang of Netflix hogging misfits went back to school today and worked all day yesterday and Tuesday. Soooo I powerhoused through it. 

Excellent season. I loved Obi Wan’s arc and the reaction it got from Anakin. I felt like that more than really anything so far has the power to hush the people who thought his behavior in Revenge of the Sith was erratic and all too sudden. This series is really filling in the gaps very neatly and fleshing out the things that are chronologically yet to come. The seeds of Anakin’s doubt and hurt and issues trusting the Council in matters of personal importance are so hugely important. Goodness though when I go back and watch that movie again it’s going to hurt a lot more than it has in the past—seeing the downfall like that.

I really really loved the power and emotion behind all the reactions and interractions and behavior in these arcs. I fell in love with Ahsoka all over again in that one scene where Anakin was down and she’s standing protectively over him, ready to fight the bounty hunters tooth and nail if she had to. And of course Darth Maul bowled me over and caught me completely by surprise.

I’m told season 5 is where, as Bryan Konietzko would say, the poop gets real, and think I’ll take a couple days to brace for impact and feelings. But yes. I finished four.

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 3 notes

A summary of my today:

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 2 notes
missfaery:


thatscienceguy:
Proof of the Pythagoras Theorem.

I just nerded out on this, squealed and shoved my phone in Daddy’s face.
He didn’t get it.

missfaery:

thatscienceguy:

Proof of the Pythagoras Theorem.

I just nerded out on this, squealed and shoved my phone in Daddy’s face.

He didn’t get it.

1 day ago on August 29th, 2014 | J | 211,693 notes

guildensterns:

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

tagline: ‘as you like it.’

2 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 232,470 notes

Book 3 of Legend of Korra is a proof of how much you can do for women in just 13 episodes

danseru-kun:

  • Main female character who is brown and muscular, multidimensional and has agency
  • Main female character takes responsibility for the change in the world her actions has caused
  • 50/50 male-female character count and talking ratio
  • A variety of significant female characters in 13 episodes Females: Korra, Asami, Jinora, P’Li, Ming-Hua, Hou-Ting, Lin, Suyin, Opal, Granny Yin, Kya   — (in comparison) Males: Mako, Bolin, Kai, Tenzin, Raiko, Ghazan, Zaheer, Zuko, Aiwei, Tonraq
  • Half of the fight scenes fought by women, women fight men, women fight women, women work together
  • Women and men being equally dangerous and skilled
  • Two different women genuinely liking each other and not caring about the messy love triangle they were involved in
  • Those two women on good terms with their ex and poking fun at the awkwardness
  • Romantic love wasn’t the main concern or motivation of any female character except for the very tall woman (Opal and Jinora’s priorities are different despite having romantic moments)
  • Woman teaching another woman how to drive
  • Woman being good at mechanical things and it saved an entire crew from the desert, said woman welds while wearing lipstick and fabulous hair
  • Senile grandma is treated with respect and patience by her family
  • The main villains is a group composed of two men and two women
  • One important villain is a middle-aged woman who rules the largest kingdom with an iron fist, she’s tyrannical which is the opposite of her weak father
  • Armless woman being one of the deadliest fighters
  • Armless woman driving
  • The tallest member of the Red Lotus is a woman
  • A couple where the woman is like 6 inches taller and was never played for laughs
  • A story arc dedicated to the relationship of two middle aged sisters plus an aunt + relationship too
  • Sisters had different fathers and was raised by a blind single mother
  • Main female character is taught how to bend metal by a woman
  • One sister who founded her own city while having a successful marriage and five kids
  • Said sister’s husband isn’t relevant and got a single line (reverse trope)
  • The other sister chose to be single because she didn’t want kids
  • When the main character was in distress, said two sisters and two brothers came to rescue her
  • Main heroine willingly sacrifices herself to save others
  • Her back-up group includes an elite metal team led by a woman
  • A father’s “death” is the source of rage of the main female character, which is a reverse of the typical trope
  • Airbenders were led by a little girl to rescue female main character in the finale
  • Said little girl became the first airbending master of a generation. She shaved her head and was proud of it and it was celebrated
  • Main female character is depressed and physically damaged at the end of the show but she’s with very supportive group of family and friends
2 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 3,324 notes

Wait what Darth Maul you can’t still be alive!?! This contradicts like all the things I though I knew.

2 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 1 note
wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

wildphilosoraptor:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

2 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 200,434 notes

HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

sheikofthesheikah:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

#NOT TO MENTION IT WAS IN THAT GLORIOUS TIME WHEN 3D WAS STILL IN DEVELOPMENT AND EVERY 3D MOVIE HAD TO HAVE STUFF FLYING OUT OF THE SCREEN A#T YOUR FACE#MAKING IT SO#SO BEAUTIFULLY TACKY#IT WAS A FRONTIER THE LIKES OF WHICH WE’LL NEVER SEE AGAIN

2 days ago on August 28th, 2014 | J | 62,876 notes