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Lots of fandom, social stuff, and whatever else pops into my mind.
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clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

9 hours ago on September 2nd, 2014 | J | 379,010 notes

Today I had the terrifying revelation that if I had started having babies at 15 my first born would be old enough to be starting Hogwarts today.

I am old.

17 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 1 note
Tagged as: #harry potter 

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

17 hours ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 148,025 notes
Tagged as: #harry potter 

EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT | an upbeat mix to pick you up when you’re feeling down and remind you that you’re gonna be just fine, because you’re awesome and there’s nothing you can’t handle

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 19,504 notes

but-i-knew-him:

When a movie is so good that the DVD release doesn’t even have to put a title anywhere on the case

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1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 15,738 notes

For the official record if I see a leaked nude of Jennifer Lawrence or anybody else who did not intentionally want me seeing it on my dash it’s an automatic unfollow I don’t actually care if we’ve been mutuals since my earliest forays into fandom more than 15 years ago or if I changed your diapers if you disrespect other people’s privacy so flagrantly I don’t have time or emotional energy to deal with this shit.

1 day ago on September 1st, 2014 | J | 0 notes

Shame and dishonor on anybody who passes around naked pictures of anybody without explicit consent. Shame and dishonor on the fucked up pieces of trash who post other people’s nudes without consent. Shame and dishonor and a pox of a thousand sufferings upon people who hack into other people’s private places to acquire pictures to spread without consent.

But to the women (it’s almost always women or children who get victimized and exploited in this manner but here I’ll also reach to the men and anyone else who has ever been violated in this way) who have had their trust betrayed in such a horrible way, you have done no wrong. You owe no apologies. Your body is your own and the only shame to be felt should be from the despicable scumbaskets that took advantage of your trust and vulnerability. The person who violated you in this way against your will is the criminal, the disgusting and filthy sub-human one with things to be hate themselves for.

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 3 notes

monsterousgirl:

le-claire-de-lune:

ladysaviours:

you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.

They never did figure out why he stopped killing.  And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying. 

brb writing the script

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 56,044 notes
dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Bronze
Pokemon Red Fire
Pokemon Grass Green
Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
Pokemon Safe Fire
Pokemon A B C
Pokemon X Y Z
Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
Pokemon The Last Airbender
Pokemon of the Galaxy
Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
Pokemon Ping Pong
Pokemon Party 
Pokemon Party 8
PokeKart: Double Dash
Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
Pokemon Cross Dress
Pokemon Fingerblast
Pokemon Facebook Edition
Pokemon Who?
Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

I love this so much.
But for anyone who thinks OP was being silly…um they totally could have gone legit for the same effect.
Think I’m kidding?
Pokemon Red
Pokemon Blue
Pokemon Yellow
Pokemon trading card game
Pokemon Gold
Pokemon Silver
Pokemon Crystal
Pokemon Pinball
Pokemon Stadium
Pokemon Puzzle League
Pokemon Snap
Pokemon Puzzle Challenge
Hey You Pikachu
Pokemon Stadium 2
Pokemon Ruby
Pokemon Sapphire
Pokemon Emerald
Pokemon FireRed
Pokemon LeafGreen
Pokemon Pinball Ruby and Sapphire
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team
Pokemon Colosseum
POkemon XD Gale of Darkness
Pokemon Dash
Pokemon Trozei
Pokemon Ranger
Pokemon Diamond
Pokemon Pearl
Pokemon Platinum
Pokemon Heart Gold
Pokemon Soul Silver
Pokemon Battle Revolution
Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of darkness
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon; Explorers of sky
Pokemon Black
Pokemon White
Pokemon Black 2
Pokemon White 2
Pokemon Rumble
Pokemon Rumble Blast
Pokemon Conquest
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
Pokemon X 
Pokemon Y
Pokemon Omega Ruby
Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
Pokken Tournament
And that’s without counting the Smash Bros franchise where they appear but don’t feature.

dekutree:

waxed-pubes:

dekutree:

easy

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Gold
  4. Pokemon Silver
  5. Pokemon Bronze
  6. Pokemon Red Fire
  7. Pokemon Grass Green
  8. Pokemon Ruby Tuesday
  9. Pokemon Safe Fire
  10. Pokemon A B C
  11. Pokemon X Y Z
  12. Pokemon Now I know my A B C’s
  13. Pokemon Dungeon Dice Monsters
  14. Pokemon The Last Airbender
  15. Pokemon of the Galaxy
  16. Pokemon Horror Story: Asylum
  17. Pokemon Horror Story: Coven
  18. Pokemon Horror Story: ….Coven 2
  19. Pokemon Ping Pong
  20. Pokemon Party 
  21. Pokemon Party 8
  22. PokeKart: Double Dash
  23. Pokemon Crunch Wrap Supreme 
  24. Pokemon Cross Dress
  25. Pokemon Fingerblast
  26. Pokemon Facebook Edition
  27. Pokemon Who?
  28. Castlevania 2: Simon’s Quest

LEAFGREEN not Grass Green

yes thank you. THAT’S the one game i needed to be corrected on.

I love this so much.

But for anyone who thinks OP was being silly…um they totally could have gone legit for the same effect.

Think I’m kidding?

  1. Pokemon Red
  2. Pokemon Blue
  3. Pokemon Yellow
  4. Pokemon trading card game
  5. Pokemon Gold
  6. Pokemon Silver
  7. Pokemon Crystal
  8. Pokemon Pinball
  9. Pokemon Stadium
  10. Pokemon Puzzle League
  11. Pokemon Snap
  12. Pokemon Puzzle Challenge
  13. Hey You Pikachu
  14. Pokemon Stadium 2
  15. Pokemon Ruby
  16. Pokemon Sapphire
  17. Pokemon Emerald
  18. Pokemon FireRed
  19. Pokemon LeafGreen
  20. Pokemon Pinball Ruby and Sapphire
  21. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
  22. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team
  23. Pokemon Colosseum
  24. POkemon XD Gale of Darkness
  25. Pokemon Dash
  26. Pokemon Trozei
  27. Pokemon Ranger
  28. Pokemon Diamond
  29. Pokemon Pearl
  30. Pokemon Platinum
  31. Pokemon Heart Gold
  32. Pokemon Soul Silver
  33. Pokemon Battle Revolution
  34. Pokemon Ranger: Shadows of Almia
  35. Pokemon Ranger: Guardian Signs
  36. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Time
  37. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of darkness
  38. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon; Explorers of sky
  39. Pokemon Black
  40. Pokemon White
  41. Pokemon Black 2
  42. Pokemon White 2
  43. Pokemon Rumble
  44. Pokemon Rumble Blast
  45. Pokemon Conquest
  46. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity
  47. Pokemon X 
  48. Pokemon Y
  49. Pokemon Omega Ruby
  50. Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
  51. Pokken Tournament

And that’s without counting the Smash Bros franchise where they appear but don’t feature.

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 72,778 notes

I think the only way I would hate 2nd Potter son’s name more is if Peter had been sandwiched between the two stupid names. 

And EVEN THEN the increase in baffled disgust would have only been very slight.

I’m officially renaming that poor child. I don’t even care. I’m gonna come up with a better name for the boy and sharpie it into both my copies of the books.

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 1 note

batmanisagatewaydrug:

I want a 2,000 word essay on why everyone sorts little Albus Potter into Slytherin.

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 8 notes

resplendeo:

let’s play another tag meme thing! put each word into your tags and see what pops up:

pretty
head
why
when
where
shit
you
stop
how
for
they
super

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 25,588 notes

dorkball-mcgee:

dorkball-mcgee:

Why did Stan Lee make a cameo in The Princess Diaries 2? Was this foreshadowing Disney buying Marvel? Is Princess Mia going to be an Avenger? So many questions

image

In case you though I was joking

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 40,191 notes

It’s over he was placated by the discovery of a cookie. 

Are all fathers irrational crazebeasts with hairtrigger flashbang tempers who just as quickly forget they’re mad and start praising your potential when presented with snacks or is this just a my father thing?

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 0 notes

All I wanted was to trim my dad’s hair. I didn’t want an existential crisis and screaming.

1 day ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 0 notes